toodahloo:

I don’t understand everyone’s fascination with Emily Ratajkowski when there’s people in the world like Adriana Lima

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clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

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fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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rxchdad:

occupation: struggling tumblr comedian

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